you know what i dislike very greatly... mouth breathers! no, i'm not saying i hate humans and to be my friend you have to breathe out of gills. you know what i'm talking about, the people that are sitting next to you that are working on something and they temporarily forget that they have a nose to breathe out of. "huuuuuuuhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh". i mean come on, you aren't 5 anymore, you don't need all of your body's energy to go to concentrating on cutting that star shape out of construction paper!! believe it or not people, you can multi task! like, i don't know, swallowing and walking? i don't think this is too much to ask, we are all adults here.
maybe this is a little harsh, but can we just come to a compromise that you will try to breathe out of your nose every once in a while so i don't feel like the grim reaper is behind me and breathing down my neck? thats all i ask. i'll try not to chew like a horse at lunch. k, thanks!